Death Doesn't Scare Me. People Do. | Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt | Gildan® 5000
Death Doesn't Scare Me. People Do. | Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt | Gildan® 5000
Death Doesn't Scare Me. People Do.
Socially anxious souls, neurodivergent thinkers, and beautifully misunderstood humans, you've found your people.
This isn't just a tee shirt. It's a little dark humor, a little vulnerability, and a surprisingly heartfelt invitation to connect.
For autistic, ADHD, and neurodivergent individuals who know that meeting new people can sometimes feel scarier than facing the Grim Reaper himself.
Whether you struggle with small talk, overthink social interactions, or simply need a little extra time to feel comfortable around strangers, this tee says what isn't always easy to put into words.
Consider it your personal icebreaker: a playful warning that socializing can be intimidating, but behind the humor is someone who's open to friendship, understanding, and discovering common ground.
Embrace your quirks. Laugh at your fears. Find your people.
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This heavyweight cotton t-shirt is a durable staple product with a classic fit. One of the most popular items, it has a relaxed style made for casual wear.
- Seamless double-needle collar
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
- Taped neck and shoulders for durability
Fabrication: Solid Colors are made from 100% cotton (preshrunk jersey knit); Ash Grey is 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Heather Colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 86 | 89 |
| B) Width (cm) | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152 | 162 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.9 | 35 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 63.8 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 31.9 |
Care Instructions
| General | The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects. |
| Wash | Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality. |
| Store | Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices |